EVOLUTION???
Author:  Unknown
 
Maybe there is something to this idea of evolution proposed by Charles Darwin. Maybe people did descend from lower animals, for church folk often seem stubborn as MULES about church work; sly as a FOX in their own business dealings; busy as BEES in spreading the latest gossip; blind as a BAT to the world’s needs; quiet as a MOUSE in spreading the Gospel; but have eyes like a HAWK to see the mote in their brother’s eye. They are eager as a BEAVER about a barbecue, but lazy as a DOG about worship services; mean as SNAKES when things don’t go their way; but gentle as a LAMB when they need help; noisy as CROWS for the church to advance but slow as SNAILS in visiting the lost. Many are night OWLS on a Saturday night and scarce as HEN’S teeth on Sunday nights, Wednesday nights, and during a Gospel Meeting!